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These are actual, not synthesized or falsified (and only slightly
airbrushed), responses of the Magic 8-Ball I rely upon for
important decisions such as choice of condiment at the taco shop
and size of nose hair pliers to the following questions:
1. Is there a supermodel with lots of money that enjoys the
company of nerdy men?
2. Will that supermodel find this particular nerdy man
attractive?
3. Will my stock market investment in the national bank of
Venezuela be enough to purchase that Bugatti Veyron?
4. Will the San Diego Chargers stop freaking sucking in the
postseason, like, you know, ever?
5. Is Heidi Montag? Is she? I mean, really.
The problem is I have forgotten which answer goes with which
question.
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