Short story section.  The ones that got away.

HUMOR (Biting humor!)
0Start Your Mowers StartYourMowers.txt
   Getting excited about starting that dirty grimy old lawnmower.
Socks
   The mystery of where the other sock went is finally solved.
Maze
   The Startship explores an alien computer virus.
Tooth Brush Survival
   Tips on surviving the nuclear winter with your toothbrush.
Mole Exterminator
   How an old farmer gets rid of moles.
Why the Mastodons Went Extinct
   Frozen with grass in their mouth there's another reason.
Juice-o-matic
   The importance of making the right purchase.
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FICTION (I made it up)
Burn Out on the Bubble Wrap Line
   Spend a day on the bubble wrap line to burn out.
To Spell Check or Not to Spell Check
   Should Lewis and Clark have checked their spelling?
Barney's Market
   A trip to the store in the 21st century.
Lesson of Time 
   Will future generations learn from our cataclysm?
Another End of the World
   If aliens knew our weaknesses.
Easy Money at the Antique Show
   Droll, but I'd like to see somebody write a good story about tho
travesties that put a price tag on heritage. 
Senso Design
   Chapter 1.  Draft.
Rotation
   Rotating the over-population to Earth.
Patient Zero
   A little pulp fiction to save the planet Earth.

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Non Fiction  (It's true, it's true)
Door to Door
    My experience selling door to door.
Closeout at Penny's
    When J.C. Penny's closed out the Atari
Battery Charge
    Jump starting a little old ladies car battery.
Second Hand Store
    A glimpse of changed commerce.
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