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Here you will find Umbrellix' recipes for things.

Most of this is edible. Some things are edible chem (like our riot
countermeasures chemical made of mustard powder).

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The Umbrellix Salmon Recipe

Hasty mustard: a potentially effective mace agent & a burning spicy condiment

The driest pulled pork you will ever taste. (Just add pumpkin purée or something.)

unless you want plain pulled pork to add beef fat to and make a
paste from, you do not want to cook this. i did it with tenderloin
to make the most of the ultralean meat. it was okay. i wish i had
seasoned it up more.