Umbrellix Gopher - mainpage

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your source for chat since 2014 and gopher since 2018

Straight people I respect:

Straight people I don't respect:

(previously: Yes, yes, we're back. I'm in tears writing this. Hi, we're Ellenor
and Reinhilde, and this is our gopher server. (we = same body... most
people don't get it).)

 1:23p.m.  up 72 days,  1:11, 17 users, load averages: 0.94, 0.92, 0.87

Connection security information:
Your connection is NOT secure. Please click this link for darknet addresses for this Gopherhole. TLS and SSLv3 is available on the same port you accessed this menu on. ;)
The following selector will take you off of the site. If you are TLS,
it will also downgrade your connection to plaintext.
Web browser gopher - live it, learn it, love it
The following selectors (if any) are in the control of this site. They
will not take you off.
CGI Debugging
Cookery
I have no respect for those who disrespect their job title.
Log of incidents of staff at the care home I USED TO live at abdicating duty and other weirdness
buzzwords: tor, i2p, cjdns, openssl, port 105, s/gopher
Darknet, and SSL access information for Umbrellix Gopher:
Secure Access
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buzzwords: webring, back-links
You'll find some nice gopherholes here:
Interesting Gopher Holes and Friends of the Umbrellix Gophermeister
without the inspiration of floodgap (see the list for more
information), this gopherhole probably wouldn't exist


keywords: leftists, voice, trans, gender
a small trove of information on how to understand gender as
perceived by trans individuals - CURRENTLY EMPTY
gender
[NSFW] Erotic fiction
Live logs
Ramblings of the gophermeisters
Random text files uploaded by the gophermeister. [UTF-8]
Tulpamancy and plural personality condition info trove
the Universal Gopher Server - our gopher server.
Based on Gophernicus, uGopherServer has proven to be a fun project
for the server owner and in any event, quite useful for enabling our
S/Gopher project.
forretno.txt
Gophermeister's Blood Glucose Logs - no longer updated
This version of glucolog is no longer updated. For the latest
version,
navigate to perihelion.nj.us.umbrellix.net 70/105 /glucolog.doc
passwordmmtcl.txt