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||      __ _| | | | / \   _ __ | |_| | | |_ __ ___          ||
||     / _` | | | |/ _ \ | '_ \| __| | | | '_ ` _ \         ||
||    | (_| | |_| / ___ \| | | | |_| |_| | | | | | |        ||
||     \__, |\___/_/   \_\_| |_|\__|\___/|_| |_| |_|        ||
||        |_|                                               ||
||         ___        _     _____      _      ___  _ _____  ||
||   __ _ / _ \ _ __ | |__ | ____|_ __| |__  / _ \| | ____| ||
||  / _` | | | | '_ \| '_ \|  _| | '__| '_ \| | | | |  _|   || 
|| | (_| | |_| | |_) | | | | |___| |  | | | | |_| | | |___  || 
||  \__, |\___/| .__/|_| |_|_____|_|  |_| |_|\___/|_|_____| ||
||  |___/      |_|                                          ||
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Welcome to thE qUAntUm gOphErhOlE!

The current date is:
 _   _              _ _____   ____   ___ ____  _  _   
| \ | | _____   __ / |___  | |___ \ / _ \___ \| || |  
|  \| |/ _ \ \ / / | |  / /    __) | | | |__) | || |_ 
| |\  | (_) \ V /  | | / /    / __/| |_| / __/|__   _|
|_| \_|\___/ \_/   |_|/_/    |_____|\___/_____|  |_|  
                                                      

The current time is:
 _ ____    _  _  ____    _  ___     ____ __  __ _____ 
/ |___ \ _| || ||___ \ _/ |/ _ \   / ___|  \/  |_   _|
| | __) (_) || |_ __) (_) | | | | | |  _| |\/| | | |  
| |/ __/ _|__   _/ __/ _| | |_| | | |_| | |  | | | |  
|_|_____(_)  |_||_____(_)_|\___/   \____|_|  |_| |_|  
                                                      

The current local weather is:
    
       \  /       Partly cloudy  
     _ /"".-.     +11(8) °C  
       \_(   ).   → 30 km/h  
       /(___(__)  10 km  
                  0.1 mm  

The current local temp is:
    Outside   :[Temp 11.7C] [Hum 67%]

MRC Statistics:
    BBSes [115] | Rooms [2] | Users [6] | Activity [NUL]


Yes, yes it's time to let this cat out.
Just like Schrödinger's cat, this gopher was neither alive nor
dead until you opened the box, and found it... aLiVe!

My Phlog
Here are some useful links to get you started...

thE qUAntUm gOphErhOlE lInks:
tqwNet Network Map
Areafix Commands
Filefix Commands
Building SyncTERM
Why not finger me and see what I'm up to...
$ finger meatlotion@bbs.erb.pw

OthEr lInks:
Hacker News
Friend's Gopherholes
Archaic Binary
Roman's Place
2ofOrbeeRS
Stealthworld
Beardy's Place
Andrath's Place
Cobradile's Place
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