______ ______  _____   ___   _____  _   _  _____ ______
| ___ \| ___ \|  ___| / _ \ /  __ \| | | ||  ___||  _  \
| |_/ /| |_/ /| |__  / /_\ \| /  \/| |_| || |__  | | | |
| ___ \|    / |  __| |  _  || |    |  _  ||  __| | | | |
| |_/ /| |\ \ | |___ | | | || \__/\| | | || |___ | |/ /
\____/ \_| \_|\____/ \_| |_/ \____/\_| |_/\____/ |___/

We are sorry to inform you, that 8.3 billion biometric
records of our customers have been stolen from our
servers, but...

The fucking industrial spies used digital nukes to
breach our high security servers. But we have since
bought an IDS, so it will never happen again.
Another Excuse?