Subj : President Apocalypse
To   : All
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Sun Jul 05 2020 09:03 pm

>So my question is: what've you been doing for the
>last four years?

Making this world a better place.

>Aside from golfing and tweeting on the toilet?

Golfing keeps a morbidly obese president in shape.
Tweeting on the toilet keeps his fat fingers flexible.
Not really sure what it could do for anybody else.

--Lee

-- 
Stop Workin', Start Jerkin'

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