Subj : NY is the new CA
To   : All
From : aaron thomas
Date : Thu Jan 02 2020 11:01 am

NY had already passed the Green Light law last year, inviting illegal
immigrants from around the world to come get themselves NY state issued
driver licenses without any proof of their identity or immigration status.
That was a hole-in-one for wealthy liberals who live behind fortified fences.

Now, as a New Year's resolution for NY, all criminals (or accused criminals)
will receive their very own "Get out of jail free" card. Unlike the board
game, this card never gets put back in the pile; it's reusable. This is the
ultimate solution to mass-shootings; we won't prosecute them! We'll book em,
then spring we'll spring em. To sweeten the deal, we'll be wealthy liberals
who live behind fortified fences.

...and in case that deal wasn't sweet enough..  we'll also get tons of votes
from our liberal idiot followers.

Anyone wanna buy my house? All it needs is an electrified fence. You'll also
need a bulletproof vehicle since NY roads are flooded with illegals who think
realistically that murder is a traffic violation.

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