Subj : Keep America Great
To   : All
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Mon Jun 24 2019 07:05 am

Hello Everybody,

Please do not tell The Donald.

His new campaign slogan, Keep America Great, may be a problem.

Unscramble the letters and you will know what I mean.

It is an anagram.

* Pacemaker Agree It

Some folks might think I have mistranslated it.
So I have given it a bit more thought.

* Pacemaker Age Rite

Well, Donald Trump has just celebrated his 73rd birthday,
and he is not getting any younger.  So this could be it.

* I Are Get Pacemaker

That's what happens after eating too much birthday cake.

On the other hand, the anagram could mean something else entirely.

* I Me Gape Caretaker

Well, if he gets a pacemaker, he will need a caretaker ...

* Magi Caretaker Pee

I don't even want to think of what that means.

* A Racketeer Magpie

Now that's more like it.

* Me, A Racketeer, A Pig

The Unholy Trinity.

--Lee

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