An Analysis of mine Apple iPad Hardware I recently inherited an Apple iPad of a recent model. My first instinct was to respectfully decline it, but repeated machine failures had me accept it to use for whatever purpose would present itself. I'll provide no photographs for this analysis, as Apple Computer provides more than could be needed. An oddity, although truly all too common with all software, is the lack of any direction as to how I should use the device; I discovered many conveniences and shortcuts by happenstance during use. The device has a software manual, which I've lightly inspected, but it seems to be not so comprehensive. I began using the device from a total software reset, and this wasn't inconvenient beyond the needed high-speed Internet connection. I've so far refused to create an Apple Computer account, although I oft-times see the device ask me to make one. This limits me to only the pre-installed applications. Of those pre-installed applications, I mainly use the device for its WWW browser, which suffices for me to use the device in ways I figure normal people tend to use their computers. I've noticed fewer CAPTCHAs have been presented to me, none at all in fact, and this apparently results from deals made between Apple Computer and the various different cartels which provide the challenges. I've noticed many things about the device require both the Internet and a steady stream of information from Apple Computer, and are otherwise useless; this disconcerts me and puts an obvious lifespan on the device. The device seems to be optimized for spending money. I now use it as my designated device for such, not that I buy things often, but it provides good cover and allows me to avoid the usual annoyances. The name of the device disgusts me, aesthetically. I know of no other nouns in the English language for which the usual capitalization rules apply not; that Apple Computer sees its products as special in this regard is just another way in which corporations are destroying the sickly English language. As the hardware stands, it's fine. The battery can easily last through several days of light usage. I eventually tired of writing long texts with the device, as this is unpleasant even with use of its prediction and suggestion software, which occasionally stalls and fails to make suggestions for some unknown reason. I eventually tried the voice dictation functionality, which works nicely, and I may soon prefer it for some writing. A related issue I've faced is getting data back out of the device, however; I purchased a special cord to connect it to my machines, to find I can't treat it as simple storage, and I've so far been unable to find a special cord to let it use such dumb storage, but see that as the final solution to the storage problem. I've noticed several solutions require a program to be installed, which makes them unsuited to it. Related to voice dictation is text recognition in images, and this works fairly well, and is fairly neat, although it's mostly but a little curiosity. The device's WWW browser is like the others I've used, in that it works acceptably with a high-speed Internet connection and otherwise poorly. I disable JavaScript to avoid advertisements and whatnot, rather than use any complex additions, and this suits me almost so well as selective enabling would. The Apple Computer motto is supposedly user empowerment or something or another, yet I've found some of my usual vocabulary, or whatever one wishes to call it, to be missing. I'm accustomed to viewing the source code or other details of my WWW browsing sessions, and have noticed none of this to be an option under the device's WWW browser. It's no wonder that stupidity such as relying on client-side input validation or hiding supposed secrets in the source code works so well, for idiots, since many people use a client that prohibits them from interfering in any way, and this is fairly frustrating. Every time I use a proprietary system, or even a newer ``open source'' system, I'm first amazed with how smoothly and well it works, and I'm second not surprised when I see the cracks form and watch it break down. The Apple iPad is better than other systems in this regard, as it mostly works and I've yet to see any catastrophic failure. I've noticed that, whenever it fails, the program in use tends to become unresponsive before some system process kicks it into compliance; I've seen this behaviour mostly with the WWW browser, but also at times with the PDF viewer when trying to search for text in large documents. The Apple Computer dream of removing all physical buttons will remain but a dream, until the software works, and I doubt it can ever be made to work. After odd animation errors, I've also noticed the tags which the software invited me to use for managing files could disappear for no reason, only to return for the same. Still, the software tends to work well for its basic purposes. Some of the software is very obviously and purposefully gimped; as the device is of my few remaining machines capable of using the Internet, and now the one such machine with a recent WWW browser, I've downloaded some of my music to the device, and can only play it using the file browser. That player has no ability to, say, play song after song or even to repeat a song. I'm expected to download new programs for this, or to register the music with another machine, to then reupload it to the device. This is obvious malice to force certain behaviour; at least the music playback hasn't yet stuttered. I can recommend the Apple iPad if, like myself, one gets such a device, without having purchased it.