+-------------------------------------------+
|                                           |
|     ,    , .       ,    ,    ,    ,    ,  |
|    /|   /| |      /|   /    /|   /|   /   |
|   / |  / | |  /  / |  /    / |  / |  /    |
|  |  | |  | | /  |  | |    |  | |  | |     |
|  |--' |  | |/   |  | |    |--' |  | |     |
|  |    |  | |    |  | |    |    |  | |     |
|  |    |  | |    |  | |    |    |  | |     |
|  |    |  | |    |  | |    |    |  | |     |
|  '--' '  ' '--' '--' '    '--' '--' '     |
|                                           |
+-------------------------------------------+
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|      AM I ONE OF THE COOL KIDS YET??      |
|                                           |
+-------------------------------------------+

I don't understand Gopher, nor do I care to learn it.
This page, unfortunately, will remain blank.

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