______________________ TOP 11 AVGN EPISODES ______________________ Somewhat arbitrarily chosen list of my favorite AVGN[1] episodes in order of publication. If you make it to the end of the page I'll reveal my number 1. Episode 001: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest ========================================== Obscurity #......... Badness__ ###....... Nerd Rage #####..... - "This game sucks." Episode 005: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ========================================= Obscurity #......... Badness__ ####...... Nerd Rage ######.... - "Wait, you can just walk over it?" Episode 012: Friday the 13th ============================ Obscurity ###....... Badness__ ######.... Nerd Rage ######.... "You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fuckin' pets are bein' skinned alive. Your mom's a fuckin' whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're goin' to Hell. Live with it. Game Over." Episode 014: The PowerGlove =========================== Obscurity ######.... Badness__ #########. Nerd Rage ####...... "I love the Power Glove. It's so bad" Episode 026: Sega 32X ===================== Obscurity #######... Badness__ ######.... Nerd Rage ######.... "It's on life support." Episode 032: Atari Porn ======================= Obscurity #########. Badness__ ########.. Nerd Rage ###....... "The object of the game is to eat 'em every time he beats 'em. You score one point for each and every drop you swallow without a miss. But should you miss, shame on you, you lose one turn. After all, it could have been a famous doctor or lawyer." Episode 056: Dick Tracy ======================= Obscurity ####...... Badness__ #######... Nerd Rage ########## "WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?!" Episode 090: Action 52 ====================== Obscurity ########.. Badness__ ########## Nerd Rage #######... "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SOLD THIS SHITFEST FOR $199!!" Episode 095: Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde Revisited ============================================= Obscurity #######.. Badness__ ######### Nerd Rage ###...... "The game does not reward you for acting upon your malevolent intentions. It’s a proposed guideline for a set of morality rules to be programmed in real life! It uses the Victorian era as a fundamental depiction of outward respectability and inward lust. It’s a metaphor for social and geographical fragmentation. It eludes the Freud theory of repression, in which unacceptable desires or impulses are excluded from the conscious mind, and left to operate on their own... in the unconscious." Episode 113: Tiger Electronic Games =================================== Obscurity #.......... Badness__ ########### Nerd Rage #########.. "I'd have more fun setting the time on a digital watch." Episode 163: The Town With No Name ================================== Obscurity ########## Badness__ ########## Nerd Rage ####...... "My name's not Shane, kid!" My favorite episde ================== ROT13 this to get the answer: VgVfQvpxGenpl Footnotes _________ [1] gopher://gopherpedia.com:70/0/Angry%20Video%20Game%20Nerd