| boss: anonymous sources tell me you have been stealing from the
company. dilbert: anonymous sources have no credibility. boss:
that's exactly what they told me you'd say. dilbert: why do you trust
them over me? boss: well, for one thing, i hear you're a thief.
dilbert: you heard that from the anonymous sources that have no
credibility! boss: why would they lie to me? dilbert: same reason
you lie to me. boss: okay, that makes sense.
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