| boss: philosophers say loving yourself is the greatest love of all.
carol: do philosophers really say that? boss: all the good ones do.
after years of trying, i have finally learned to love myself. carol:
i'm no philosopher, but instead of learning to love yourself the way
you are... wouldn't it be better if you learned how to stop being an
evil, ignorant, selfish piece of garbage. boss: that sounds a lot
harder. carol: in other words, you are lazy. boss: i love that about
me!
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