| Dilbert: My CPR instructor says I was one of his best students.
Topper: That's nothing. I'm so good at CPR that my practice dummy came
to life. He grew limbs and got married to a crash test dummy. They had
three mannequins together and they live in the suburbs. But the
marriage didn't last because the CPR dummy could not forget the taste
of my lips. I blame myself for being irresistible. Why do all of my
conversations end with me sitting alone?
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