| Boss: Do these cost estimates include everything? Dilbert: Yes,
because I know what happens in the future. I didn't think I could
accurately predict the future until you trusted me to put this budget
together. I thought there were too many variables to know how things
will turn out. But I defer to your superior opinion. Wait... I'm
getting another message from the future. It says to raise the software
budget by nine dollars. Boss: Okay, that sounds right. Dilbert: Of
course it does. Trust your instincts.
Tags : sarcasm,obliviousness,future,psychic |
