| The Boss says, "I have a budget meeting tomorrow with our CFO." The
Boss says, "I'll be competing against all of the other departments for
precious budget dollars." The Boss says, "This won't be easy because
all of the other departments are staffed with professional liars."
Dilbert says, "That's a bit of an exaggeration, don't you think?" The
Boss says, "What do you call marketing?" Dilbert says, "Okay, I'll
give you that one." The Boss says, "Sales?" Dilbert says, "Right,
but..." The Boss says, "P.R.?" Dilbert says, "Well, yes..." The Boss
says, "Finance?" Dilbert says, "I forgot about that one." The Boss
says, "Legal?" Dilbert says, "Wow." The Boss says, "Do the next one
yourself." Dilbert says, "How about human resour... you win."
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