| The CEO pep talk CEO says, "I want to know I can count on every one of
you!" CEO says, "What's wrong with these people?" Dilbert says, "Well?
I fired that guy this morning. His last day is tomorrow." Boss says,
"That one retires at the end of the month." The Boss says, "Those
three are contractors. I didn't renew their contracts." The Boss says,
"The rest of them believe that motivation is how the powerful steal
from the dumb." CEO says, "Tell them I hate their guts." The Boss
says, "I did that in the pre-meeting."
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