| The Boss says, "I don't understand either of your technical proposals,
and I need to pick one." The Boss says, "Normally I'd use favoritism,
but I don't like either one of you." The Boss says, "So I'll give you
an intelligence test, and I'll approve the proposal of whoever is the
smartest." The Boss says, "If you shoot an arrow at a monkey from an
airplane..." The Boss says, "And the monkey throws a coconut at the
incoming arrow to stop it, but he misses..." The Boss says, "How can
you tell what time it is?" Dilbert says, "There's not enough data."
Coworker says, "You look at your watch?" The Boss says, "The correct
answer is 'Ask the monkey and hope he doesn't hold a grudge."
Tags : meeting,proposals,technical,swivel chair,front,intelligence tes |