Dilbert - 2010-08-09 - 
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The Boss says, "I need you to work on a highly confidential project."
The Boss says, "When you're done, I want you to dig your own shallow
grave and beat yourself to death with the shovel." Dilbert says, "Why
does it feel as if my entire career has been preparation for this
project?" The Boss says, "You're welcome."
Tags : special project,secret,confidential,dig grave,shovel,death