Dilbert - 2010-07-04 - 
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Man says, "Wally, can you respond to this RFQ by tomorrow?" Wally
says, "That depends." Wally says, "I take a disciplined approach to
allocation my limited resources." Wally says, "First, I'll need to
evaluate all of the alternative uses for my time." Wally says, "If
doing this RFQ thing comes out on top, then yes, I can do it." Man
says, "When do you think you will know that?" Wally says, "Maybe next
week. Unless something comes up." Man says, "So... you're useless."
Wally says, "I don't see you getting much done right now either."
Wally says, "Did you know that being disciplined is almost the same as
being useless?" Dilbert says, "Yoda? Is that you?"
Tags : rfq,resopnd,computer,discipline,useless,lazy,front,yoda