| Tina says, "I need help with my computer." Dilbert says, "It's a
trap!" Dilbert says, "If I touch your computer, you'll think that
every future problem is caused by something I did." Dilbert says,
"You'll tell everyone I ruined your computer!" Dilbert says, "I'll be
obligated to solve every computer problem you have from this day on."
Dilbert says, "My own projects will be left to wither as I show you
for the ninethieth time how to select a new font." Dilbert says, "If I
refuse to help, you'll tell my boss I'm not a team play." Tina says,
"Do you need a hug?" Dilbert says, "Only if you can squeeze hard
enough to kill me."
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