| Dogbert says, "Your pants have a tiny hole." Dilbert says, "These are
my favorite pants!" Dilbert says, "I'll have to go with plan B."
Dogbert says, "Wear other pants?" Dilbert says, "That's crazy talk."
Dilbert says, "I'll wear these and act as if the hole just happened."
Dilbert says, "Everyone knows you can't go home and change in the
middle of the day." Dilbert says, "I'll use a pants witness tracking
application on my phone to keep track of who has seen the hole."
Dilbert thinks, "If I play my cards right, I can get two or three more
wearings out of my favorite pants." Wally says, "All of this just
happened." Dilbert says, "Same here."
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