| The Boss says, "Our CEO decided to eliminated employee bonuses." The
Boss says, "The savings will be used to produce an in-house movie to
inspire you." Dilbert says, "Inspire us to do what?" The Boss says,
"For starters, we'd like you to be happy about being underpaid." The
Boss says, "Our fun-loving executives will wear festive costumes and
sing about the virtues of poverty." The Boss says, "The movie is
called 'The Sounds of No Money.'" The Boss says, "The premiere is on
our CEO's yacht. He wants all of you to be there." Asok says, "We're
invited to his yacht?" The Boss says, "The yacht runs on whale oil, so
bring a harpoon."
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