| Man says, "Who thought of this idea?" The Boss says, "I came up with
it all by myself." The Boss says, "My subordinates, who have a healthy
fear of losing their jobs, had nothing to do with it. Right?" Wally
says, "We're not worth the oxygen we breathe." Dilbert says, "I don't
even know why I'm here." Man says, "I asked because it's an awful
idea." The Boss says, "You said I was stealing credit for a good idea,
you lying liar!!" Man says, "Oh, wait. I read it wrong. This is
actually a great idea." The Boss says, "Thanks. I know it was a winner
when I thought of it." Dilbert says, "You gave him a good idea?" Wally
says, "Not intentionally. It must have been a typo."
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