| In the kitchen, Dilbert says to his mother, "I've been thinking about
your birthday, Mom." His mother says, "How sweet." Dilbert says to
his mother, "It seems so inefficient to wrap up your present." As
they carry milk and cookies out of the kitchen, Dilbert says to his
mother, "You'll just rip up the wrapping paper an hour later." As
his mother sets the cookies down, Dilbert says to her, "So I was
thinking of throwing a towel over it instead." Dilbert says to his
mother, "You'd get all of the element of surprise without wasting
paper." Dilbert says to his mother, "Maybe I can use one of your
towels so I don't have to lug one from my house." Dilbert's mom
says, "Of course, dear. I wouldn't want you to lug a big heavy towel
just for me." Dilbert reaches for a cookie and says, "Good. It's
settled." His mother says to him, "Those aren't for you."
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