| Dilbert, the Boss, and Wally are at a meeting. The Boss says: "Our
division is unusually profitable this year." He turns to Dilbert:
"That means our targets for next year will be set impossibly high."
He turns to Wally: "Our only hope of reaching our profit target next
year..." He continues: "...is to sabotage profits for the rest of
this year." He explains further: "It's too late to stop customers
from buying our products." He continues: "So we'll focus on
increasing wasteful spending." The Boss puts his hand on Wally's
shoulder and tells him: "Wally, I'm sending you to a leadership
training class." After the meeting, Wally sticks out his coffee mug
and asks Dilbert, "Did you ever stick out your coffee mug and just
follow where it took you?"
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