| Dilbert is at the Boss's desk. The Boss tells Dilbert: "Don't invite
marketing to the planning meeting." Dilbert replies: "If I don't,
they'll sabotage the implementation." The Boss says: "Yes, but if
you DO include them in the planning..." Dilbert finishes the Boss's
thought: "...they'll hose the plan?" The Boss confirms Dilbert's
statement: "Exactly." The Boss continues: "And they'll still botch
the implementation." Dilbert asks: "If we know it's doomed, why do
we bother?" The Boss answers: "It's the same reason I had kids."
Dilbert thinks to himself while walking away: "At least there is a
reason."
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