Dilbert - 2000-01-06 - 

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The data miner: The boss is sitting down and Dogbert is on top of the
table wearing a hard hat with the light on and hitting a laptop with a
stonecutter's hammer. Dogbert says: "Eureka! I found a correlation."  
Dogbert says to the boss: "When you're on vacation, all your employees
telecommute."   The boss says: "They do?"   Dogbert says to the boss:
"And 100% of all expense vouchers are signed when you're sick."
The boss answers: "We have vouchers?"
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