Dilbert - 1994-12-02 - 

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Dogbert sits at a desk and says into the phone, "Please wait while I
consult with somebody who has your exact same problem."   Ratbert sits
in the chair next to Dogbert.  Dogbert asks him, "How do you
compensate for a tiny brain, Ratbert?"  Ratbert answers, "I just say
I'm way too busy to learn.  Then I get somebody else to do my work."  
Dilbert says into the phone, "I'm going to transfer you to an expert."
 Ratbert says, "Sometimes I pretend to be dead."
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