| The Boss tells Dilbert, "I'm moving you to a cubicle in the south
wing." Dilbert asks, "Why?" The Boss answers, "Umm . . . It's more
efficient if my group is all in one place." Dilbert replies, "Not
for me. The people on my project team are all in this wing." The
Boss says, "It will improve communication in our group." Dilbert
replies, "I don't need to communicate with my group. I only need to
work with my project team." Dilbert continues, "I'll bet another
manager wants that same cubicle in the south wing. I think I'm just a
pawn in your little game." The Boss says, "You move tomorrow. By
the way, there's a new dress code." Dilbert and Wally wear chess
pawn costumes. Dilbert says, "You're in my cubicle." Wally replies,
"You can only move to a diagonal cubicle."
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