Dilbert - 1994-10-23 - 
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"Our project is six months behind schedule."  "Meanwhile, our
technology has become obsolete and the users' requirements have
changed."  "Any suggestions?"  "Let's stubbornly plod along and
deliver the useless product that was originally requested."  "That's
the dumbest thing I've ever heard!"  "We should restart every time
something changes.  That way we'll never be held accountable for
results!"  "You losers can work it out alone.  I heard there's a job
opening on project Caribou."  "Next on the agenda: our weekly
team-building excercise."  "
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