| "Hear me, all downtrodden cubicle workers!" "I have come to form a
union to improve your working conditions!" "We can't join a union.
We're salaried." "I think it's against the law, or something."
"You've got long hours, no overtime, shrinking benefits and no job
security. You must act now!" "You're confusing us with people who
have spines." "Don't worry, I brought strap-on porta-spines for
everybody." "I demand a bigger cubicle!" "Nobody will take advantage
of us ever again!" "Now, let's talk about union dues." "Fair
enough."
Tags : |