| Dilbert joins Dogbert at the breakfast table. He says, "I had the
weirdest dream last night . . ." Dogbert replies, "You probably think
I want to hear all about it." Dilbert says, "I was kidnapped by
hillbillies and forced to produce pocket lint on their illegal lint
farm." Dilbert pictures himself hanging from the ceiling with tubes
connected to his pockets. Dilbert continues, "They fed me only flannel
and water, and mined my pockets twice a day." Dilbert is hooked up to
a machine. Dilbert says, "Thank God it was only a dream . . ." Dogbert
says, "Only a dream? Maybe you should check your pockets." Dilbert
puts his hands in his pockets and screams, "Lint!!" Dogbert looks at
the reader and says, "Stranger than fiction."
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