| A woman walking down the sidewalk drops something. Dilbert bends over
to pick it up and says, "Excuse me, miss!" The woman turns around and
thinks, "Uh oh . . ." Dilbert says, "You dropped this little book
titled 'Attractive Women's Secret Guide to Avoiding Dilbert.'" Dilbert
says, "Wait a minute! I KNEW there had to be some kind of
conspiracy!!" Dilbert opens the book and says, "If I can break this
code, it will cripple their entire operation!" The woman shouts into a
walkie talkie, "Mayday!!! Mayday!!!" Dilbert points at the woman and
says, "Dogbert, sic!!!" Dogbert replies, "Sick? No, but my nose is a
bit dry . . ."
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