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Activation Successful!!!
Congratulations! You've successfully activated your
hidden improvements! Your case is now officially
upgraded to "Ultimate Awesomeness" mode!
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Next Steps:
To fully enjoy your new features, please take the
following steps:
1) Hold your credit card to the screen for biometric
verification. (You may need to tap it gently for it to
register! If it doesn't work, try giving the screen
a motivational pep talk.)
2) If you have a floppy disk drive, insert your credit
card into the disk slot. (Note: If your computer doesn't
have a floppy disk drive, you can always try the
microwave method for instant activation! Just kidding
- please don't put your credit card in the microwave!)
3) Wait for the confirmation beep!
If you don't hear the beep, that's totally normal; it just
means your case is too cool for sounds!
4) Now, please stand by as your case undergoes a brief
existential crisis while trying to figure out if it's
a case or a transformer.
Important Reminder:
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility!
Don't forget to check your inbox for our monthly "Where
Did Your Money Go?" report detailing all the fantastic
improvements and features you never knew existed!
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