USA
United States of America (also United Shitholes of America, burgerland,
USA, US or just "murika") is a [1]dystopian imperialist country of fat,
stupid idiots enslaved by [2]capitalism, either rightist or
[3]pseudoleftist [4]fascists endlessly obsessed with [5]money, [6]wars,
[7]fighting, shooting their presidents and shooting up their schools.
Other things they like include guns, oil, throwing nuclear bombs on
cities, detonating nuclear bombs in the sea and crashing planes into their
own skyscrapers so that they can invade other countries. USA consists of
50 states located in North America, a continent that ancestors of
Americans invaded and have stolen from Indians, the natives whom Americans
mass murdered. Americans are stupid idiots with guns who above all value
constant societal conflict and make the world so that all people are
dragged into such conflict.
{ Sorry to some of my US frens :D I love you <3 ~drummyfish }
USA is very similar to [8]North Korea: in both countries the people are
successfully led to believe their country is the best and have strong
propaganda based on [9]cults of personality, which to outsiders seem very
ridiculous but which is nevertheless very effective: for example North
Korea officially proclaims their supreme leader Kim Jong-il was born atop
a sacred mountain and a new star came to existence on the day of his
birth, while Americans on the other hand believe one of their retarded
leaders named George Washington was a divine god who was PHYSICALLY UNABLE
TO TELL A LIE, which was actually taught at their schools. North Korea is
ruled by a single political party, US is ruled by two practically same
militant capitalist imperialist parties (democrats and republicans), i.e.
de-facto one party as well. Both countries are obsessed with weapons
(especially nuclear ones) and their military, both are highly and openly
[10]fascist (nationalist). Both countries are full of extreme
[11]propaganda, [12]censorship and [13]hero culture, people worship
dictators such as Kim Jong-un or [14]Steve Jobs. US is even worse than
North Korea because it exports its toxic [15]culture all over the whole
world and constantly invades other countries, it is destroying all other
cultures and leads the whole world to doom and destruction of all life,
while North Korea basically only destroys itself.
In US mainstream [16]politics there exists no true left, only [17]right
and [18]pseudoleft. It is only in extreme underground, out of the sight of
most people, where occasionally something good comes into existence as an
exception to a general rule that nothing good comes from the US. One of
these exceptions is [19]free software (established by [20]Richard
Stallman) which was however quickly smothered by the capitalist [21]open
source counter movement.
On 6th and 9th August 1945 USA murdered about 200000 civilians, most of
whom were innocent men, women and children, by throwing atomic bombs on
Japanese cities Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The men who threw the bombs and
ordered the bombing were never put on trial, actually most Americans
praise them as [22]heroes and think it was a good thing to do.
Americans are uber retarded for example in trying to somehow pursue both
[23]self interest and "social equality", it's extremely ridiculous, an
american brain is literally incapable of imagining someone who doesn't at
his core work on the basis of self interest, so the American that tries to
identify with "wanting equality and human rights" just comes up with
hugely fucked up arguments like [24]"SKIN COLOR IS JUST ILLUSION THEREFORE
WE ARE ALL EQUAL" -- because he inevitably sees differences implying
oppression because self interest just cannot be not present (this idea
won't even occur for a second to him during his whole lifetime, it's
simply something he NEVER can physically think), his mind is hard wired to
be unable of grasping the idea of accepting difference between people
while giving up the self interest of falling to [25]fascism as a
consequence. Similar arguments are encountered e.g. regarding
[26]vegetarianism: an American supporting vegetarianism will resort to
denying evolution, biology and anatomy and will argue something like
"HUMANS ARE HERBIVORES BECAUSE THIS FEMINIST SCIENTIST SAYS IT AND MEAT
KILLS US SO WE MUST NOT EAT IT", again because he just thinks that
admitting meat is healthy to us automatically implies we have to eat it
because self interest is just something that's an inherent part of laws of
physics; a normal (non retarded) vegetarian will of course admit not
eating meat at all is probably a bit unhealthy, but it's a voluntary
choice made of altruistic love towards other living beings who now don't
have to die for one's tastier food.
USA also has the worst justice system in the world, they literally let
angry mob play judges in actual courts, they pick random trash from the
streets (similarly to how they choose their presidents) and let them
decide someone's guilt for giving them free lunch, which they call "jury
duty". This is not a [27]joke, look it up, in USA you'll literally be
judged by random amateurs who have no clue about law and will just judge
you based on whether they like your face or not. You can't make this up.
{ "List of atrocities by the United States" is the longest page on
leftypedia :-)
https://wiki.leftypol.org/wiki/List_of_atrocities_committed_by_the_United_States.
~drummyfish }
Here is a comparison of average European country before and after
infestation with American culture (judged by Czech Republic, the author's
country of residence, but it's more or less the same in whole EU):
what before US culture after US culture
(~1990s) (~2020s)
mass shootings no yes
[28]feminazism no yes
[29]gay fascism no yes
[30]slavery mild extreme
public toilets yes no
free healthcare yes no
corruption mild extreme
youtubers no yes
Santa Claus no yes
ads mild unbearable, aggressive
morality sometimes no
idiots some all
[31]free speech mostly no
[32]Apple no yes
[33]privacy hysteria no yes
social security yes no
old age pension yes no
[34]fear culture no extreme
update culture, consumerism mostly not extreme
powerty none extreme
financial crisis no yes
society collapsing no yes
[35]art and culture good none
[36]toxicity rare extreme
[37]technology fine worst in history
plastic surgery abominations no yes
TV content to ad ratio > 10 < 1
wanted to commit suicide no yes
society worked kinda no
USA <3 [38]imperialism. In general it goes like this: there is some jungle
tribe that has figured life out, they don't have to work much, lie down
all day, have sex with anyone they like, have no money, walk around naked,
are generally happy. USA sees their resources and they go: "Hey, you need
some [39]DEMOCRACY. We'll take your fields but we'll build a factory there
and GIVE YOU [40]JOBS. It's not slavery, you'll just be in the factory for
12 hours each day doing repetitive tasks, then you give half of the money
you make there to us so that you can keep the land on which you have your
hut -- no, it's not slavery, we don't use that word anymore, we call it
[41]capitalism. We'll teach you what [42]racism and [43]feminism is. We'll
build you MCdonalds in your village. We'll kill the jungle in 100km radius
along with all life in it, but we'll give you a device to manage your
finance and as a bonus it will be showing you ads all day so you don't
even have to look around at all the mayhem, you'll just be watching the
display, OK? You're welcome."
In [44]Europe, or maybe just anywhere else in the world, you are afraid of
getting hit by a car because you might die, in America you afraid of it
because you couldn't afford the ambulance bill and would get into
unpayable debt (yes, even if you pay "health insurance"). You can
literally find footage of half dead people running away from ambulances so
that they don't have to go to debt for being kept alive. In Europe you are
afraid to hit someone with a car because you might kill him, in America
you are afraid of it because he might sue you. This is not an exaggeration
or [45]joke, it's literally how it is -- it's incredible how people can
believe the country is somehow "more advanced", it is quite literally the
least developed country in history.
In 1920 the "land of freedom" banned drinking alcohol so that capitalist
slaves could spend less time on fun and more time on slavery, this was
known as the prohibition and led to skyrocketing of organized crime.
Another pinnacle of stupidity indeed. This lasted over a decade.
See Also
* [46]elvis
* [47]shithole
* [48]imperialism
Links:
1. dystopia.md
2. capitalism.md
3. pseudoleft.md
4. fascism.md
5. money.md
6. war.md
7. fight_culture.md
8. north_korea.md
9. cult_of_personality.md
10. fascism.md
11. propaganda.md
12. censorship.md
13. hero_culture.md
14. steve_jobs.md
15. culture.md
16. politics.md
17. left_right.md
18. pseudoleft.md
19. free_software.md
20. rms.md
21. open_source.md
22. hero_culture.md
23. self_interest.md
24. political_correctness.md
25. fascism.md
26. vegetarianism.md
27. jokes.md
28. feminism.md
29. lgbt.md
30. work.md
31. free_speech.md
32. apple.md
33. privacy.md
34. fear_culture.md
35. art.md
36. toxic.md
37. tech.md
38. imperialism.md
39. democracy.md
40. work.md
41. capitalism.md
42. racism.md
43. feminism.md
44. europe.md
45. jokes.md
46. elvis.md
47. shithole.md
48. imperialism.md