Steve Jobs

   "I'm not glad he'd dead, but I'm glad he's gone." -- [1]Richard Stallman

   Steve Jobs (also Steve Jewbs) was the prototypical evil [2]CEO and
   co-founder of one of the worst [3]corporations in the world: [4]Apple. He
   was a psychopathic entrepreneur with a [5]cult of personality that makes
   [6]Americans cum. He was mainly known for his ability to manipulate people
   and he worsened technology by making it more consumerist, expensive and
   incompatible with already existing technology. All americans masturbate
   daily to Steve Jobs so he can also be considered the most famous US porn
   star. Someone once said that there are essentially two types of men in
   technology: those who understand what they don't manage and those who
   manage what they don't understand. Jobs was the latter.

   { LOL how come in the American movies the villain is always some rich boss
   of a huge corporation clearly resembling Steve Jobs, doing literally the
   same things, it's almost as if the average American actually somehow KNOWS
   and feels deep inside these people are pure evil, but suddenly outside of
   a Hollywood movie their brain switches to "aaaaah, that guy is amazing"
   and they just eat all his bullshit. I just can't comprehend this.
   ~drummyfish }

   Jobs was born on February 24, 1955 and later was adopted which may have
   contributed to his development of psychopathy. He was already very stupid
   as a little child, he never really learned programming and was only
   interested in achieving what he wanted by crying and pressuring other
   people to do things for him. This translated very well to his adult life
   when he quit school to pursue money. He manipulated and abused his
   schoolmate [7]Steve Wozniak, a [8]hacker, to make computers for him. They
   started [9]Apple in 1976 and started producing one of the first personal
   computers: Apple I and Apple II with which he won the [10]capitalist
   lottery and unfortunately succeeded on the market. Apple became a big ass
   company, however Jobs was such [11]shit CEO that Apple fired him lol. He
   went to do some other shit like NeXT. Then a bunch of things happened
   (TODO) and then, to the relief of the whole world, he died on October 5,
   2011 from cancer. { LRS never wishes for anyone's death, here we only
   state the simple fact that the world is a better place without Jobs in it.
   ~drummyfish } Some cause joy wherever they go, others whenever they go.

Links:
1. rms.md
2. ceo.md
3. corporation.md
4. apple.md
5. hero_culture.md
6. usa.md
7. wozniak.md
8. hacker.md
9. apple.md
10. capitalism.md
11. shit.md