English

   "there'dn't've" --English

   English is a natural [1]human language spoken mainly in the [2]USA, UK and
   Australia as well as in dozens of other countries and in all parts of the
   world (with about 1.5 billion speakers). It is the default language of the
   world nowadays. Except for the awkward relationship between written
   English and its pronunciation it is a pretty simple and [3]suckless
   language (even though not as suckless as [4]Esperanto), even a braindead
   man can learn it { Knowing Czech and learning Spanish, which is considered
   one of the easier languages, I can say English is orders of magnitude
   simpler. ~drummyfish }. It is the lingua franca of the tech world
   (virtually every [5]programming language is based on English for example)
   and many other worldwide communities as well as the [6]Internet. Thanks to
   its simplicity (lack of declension, fixed word order, relatively simple
   grammatical rules etc.) it is pretty suitable for computer analysis and as
   a basis for [7]programming languages.

   If you haven't noticed, this wiki is written in English.

Retarded Mistakes You Make In English

   TODO

     * "The reason is because ...": This is just awful, if you have any brain
       at all your ears just bleed. Correctly you say "The reason is (that)
       ...". Why? Here is a small helper: "Why are you not working?",
       "Because I'm lazy.", "What is the sound?", "The sound is noise.", "You
       are not working. What is the reason?", "The reason is my laziness" OR
       "The reason is (that) I'm lazy.".
     * "Just because X doesn't mean Y": this is completely grammatically
       wrong, it is either "Just the fact that X doesn't mean Y." OR "Just
       because X not(Y)." You just have to hear it, but here is an attempt at
       showing you why this it's wrong: "I don't have to cry just because I'm
       sad.", we can reverse the sentences to "Just because I'm sad I don't
       have to cry" OR "Just the fact that I'm sad doesn't mean I have to
       cry".
     * "how it looks like": It's either fucking "what it looks like" OR "how
       it looks", NOT both at once.
     * Using apostrophe for plural, especially with [8]acronyms, for example
       "VPN's" (WRONG) instead of "VPNs" (correct). With short words, e.g.
       "a", 99.9999999999% will use apostrophe for plural ("a's" instead of
       as), demonstrating their stupidity.
     * Spelling: beginner stuff like "its" vs "it's", "they're" vs "their",
       "effects" vs "affects" etc.
     * Countable vs uncountable bitch, I double dare you to ever say shit
       like "less mistakes".
     * ...

Links:
1. human_language.md
2. usa.md
3. suckless.md
4. esperanto.md
5. programming_language.md
6. internet.md
7. programming_language.md
8. acronym.md