Distrohopping

   Distrohopping is a serious mental [1]illness that makes people waste lives
   on constantly switching [2]GNU/[3]linux [4]distributions ("distros"). This
   affects mostly those of the lowest skill in tech who feel the need to LARP
   as wannabe tech nerds; as it's been said, an amateur is obsessed with
   tools, an expert is obsessed with mastery ([5]Richard Stallman has for
   example famously never installed GNU/Linux himself as he has better things
   to do) -- a true programmer will just settle with a comfy [6]Unix
   environment that can run [7]vim and dedicate his time to creating a
   timeless source code while the hopper, like a mere animal, is just busy
   masturbating to a new bastard child of Ubuntu and Arch Linux that adds a
   new wallpaper and support for [8]vertical mice -- such an activity is
   basically as retarded as mainstream tech [9]consumerism with the only
   difference being a hopper isn't limited by finance so he can just
   distrohop 24/7 and hop himself to death.

   TODO: cure? take the bsd pill? :-)

See Also

     * [10]editorhopping
     * [11]genderhopping
     * [12]hopping as a disease in general

Links:
1. disease.md
2. gnu.md
3. linux.md
4. distro.md
5. rms.md
6. unix.md
7. vim.md
8. vertical_mouse.md
9. consumerism.md
10. editorhopping.md
11. genderhopping.md
12. hopping.md