Data Hoarding

   WORK IN PROGRESS

   Data hoarding means larger than normal focus on collecting data, often in
   bigger quantities, most commonly by downloading them from the [1]Internet.
   Frankly speaking it may or may not be a [2]disease -- this will depend on
   whether the activity is done well and contributes to one's well being and
   increasing [3]good in the world or if it's just a pointless obsession
   wasting away one's life and enslaving him to the machine. Is data hoarding
   good? To a certain degree yes, it can achieve a lot of good, for example
   backing up and mirroring the Internet, helping you prep for a sudden
   [4]Internet outage, and of course it may even lead you to digging out
   interesting things in the process. There is just the danger in it becoming
   an obsessive disorder, but if you're an addiction prone retard this danger
   lies basically in any activity at all such as eating, masturbating,
   drinking alcohol, playing games, smoking etcetc. Just think, use your
   brain, don't behave like an animal.

   There is this famous case of a [5]woman, Marion Stokes, who obsessively
   recorded TV broadcast on VHS tapes (some 70000 of them) -- her archive
   nowadays provides a very valuable historical record of footage that would
   otherwise have been lost. While this is the case of hoarding detrimental
   to the individual's health, it did help society in the end.

How To Do It Well

   Here let be an advice to the good data hoarder.

     * As always: in general minimize the [6]bad, maximize the [7]good. Size,
       cost, [8]maintenance, time, anxiety and other trouble are bad. Value
       of the data, its durability, independence, freedom etc. are good. Know
       what and why you're doing it -- you probably don't want to hoard
       famous Hollywood movies that you can pirate from 1000 sites at any
       time, there's no point in that, you want to save files so as to back
       them up, have them ready in case the Internet stops existing, save
       something that's likely to be censored and so on. Basically imagine
       the difference between someone collecting useful objects and someone
       filling his house up to the roof with complete junk -- the same kind
       of thing's happening with data.
     * Collect small data of high value, maximize the value/size ratio:
       typically save a lot of text data, vector images are fine too, be more
       picky with bitmap images and things like video always have to be
       considered extremely well, curated and edited to shrink their size.
       Keeping your collection as small as possible is the number one
       priority as the size is what makes the difference between having a
       pocket USB stick that can be quickly and easily backed up on any file
       sharing website or a CD vs maintaining a [9]RAID of backups, consuming
       new CPUs and spending most of your hoarding time just keeping your
       collection alive.
     * Hoard physical [10]books and similar oldschool data such as photos,
       vinyl records -- not only they often have advantages over electronic
       data, such as being storable without electricity and lasting longer,
       they are also usually of better quality and higher value. Internet
       data are full of junk and noise because it's a cheap medium -- a paper
       book on the other hand has to carefully choose what to include, i.e.
       it already did this part of the job for you.
     * Use appropriate formats and quality: if the value of the data is text,
       save it as txt (even if you found it in pdf), if it's a black and
       white scan, save it as black and white image (no need for RGB), if
       it's a diagram, find vector version of it and save that, if it's a
       meme whose entertaining value will be preserved even at half
       resolution, don't save it in 1080K resolution, save it at lowest
       acceptable quality etc. Use simple, common file formats that can be
       handled by free software, do NOT use proprietary formats or formats
       that are extremely complicated if you can at all avoid it. Go to great
       lengths to extract valuable data out of shitty formats: for example if
       you find a vlog video whose main value is in what's being said and not
       the video itself, rather find and store the video text transcript than
       the video itself (it takes much less space, can be searched, indexed,
       printed and backed up on paper, ...), or, as the next best thing,
       extract only audio and compress that so that it's just barely
       understandable.
     * Careful with [11]compression: compression can be good but again, only
       use it when appropriate, in most cases compression will be achieved
       just by saving the data in good format (and such compression will
       generally be even better than general purpose compression). General
       purpose compression (zip etc.) brings in trouble, for example it makes
       the data more prone to corruption (removes redundancy, increases
       entropy), it adds a dependency on the decompression program, it makes
       the files harder to inspect etc. Use it only on very large files that
       will get reduced a lot, for example some extremely huge dump of text
       data will likely benefit from being zipped.
     * See how to do [12]backups well and stick to that.
     * Use and make tools, automatize. For example if you're downloading a
       lot of Wikipedia articles, make a simple script that will extract just
       the article text, throwing away the unnecessary sidebar, script and
       styles. Minify all websites you download, remove image tags if you're
       not saving images etc. Make converting images quicker and simpler e.g.
       with some ImageMagick scripts. Similarly use ffmpeg to tame your
       videos. There already exist many web scrapers and format converters
       and a lot can be achieved with the basic Unix tools, just look stuff
       up.
     * Organization may be good: primarily try to name the files well, only
       use alphanumeric characters and underscore, limit the filename length
       and adopt some general naming rules. This will help preserve correct
       names when copying between different systems, and it will make
       searching more comfortable too. Some general directory structure may
       be cool, for example separating free and proprietary data will allow
       you to easily upload the free part anywhere on the Internet and so
       partially back it up, whereas with proprietary data you might get in
       trouble. Do not overdo organization though, that may lead to
       obsessions and wasting time, even complicating the search for
       something -- [13]keep it simple. Put some thought into WHY you're
       organizing the files certain way, don't just do it because it "looks
       nice", just use your fucking brain.
     * NEVER [14]ENCRYPT for fucks sake, encryption is [15]shit.
     * ...

How To Do It Wrong

   Do the opposite of what's described above, download everything just in
   case, in the highest resolution you can find, develop an adrenaline kick
   just from the feeling of right clicking a file, buy as many hard drives as
   you can afford and then fill them up with everything you find, then cry at
   least whole day if one of them gets corrupted. Then set up an expensive
   system that will be keeping it all backed up, that will eat up electricity
   and space and require you to run around it and replace broken disks
   constantly, clean the dust and keep updating the software that powers it.
   Encrypt it all with a STRONG password that consists of 1000 absolutely
   random characters, dedicate 12 hours a day to memorizing this password
   (you mustn't write it down anywhere) and keep changing the password every
   month. If you forget the password get depressed and dope yourself with
   antidepressants so you can keep repeating this. Get attached to your
   collection like it's your waifu.

See Also

     * [16]disease
     * [17]backup
     * [18]netstalking

Links:
1. internet.md
2. disease.md
3. good.md
4. collapse.md
5. woman.md
6. bad.md
7. good.md
8. maintenance.md
9. raid.md
10. books.md
11. compression.md
12. backup.md
13. kiss.md
14. encryption.md
15. shit.md
16. disease.md
17. backup.md
18. netstalking.md