Bill Gate$

   "Some people are so poor that all they've got is money."

   William "Bill" Gaytes (28.10.1955 -- TODO) is a [1]mass murderer and
   rapist (i.e. [2]capitalist) who established and led the terrorist
   organization [3]Micro$oft. He is one of the most rich and evil individuals
   in [4]history who took over the world by force establishing the [5]malware
   "[6]operating system" [7]Window$ as the common operating system, nowadays
   being dangerous especially by hiding behind his "charity organization"
   (see [8]charitywashing) which has been widely criticized (see e.g.
   http://techrights.org/wiki/Gates_Foundation_Critique, even such mainstream
   media as [9]Wikipedia present the criticism) but which nevertheless makes
   him look as someone doing "public good" in the eyes of the naive brainless
   [10]NPC masses. His face looks like lemon from which someone sucked all
   the juice. The Church of [11]Emacs call Gates the devil
   (https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gospel.html).

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   ASCII portrait of Bill Gaytes

   He is really dumb, only speaks one language and didn't even finish
   university. He also has no moral values, but that goes without saying for
   any rich businessman. He was owned pretty hard in [12]chess by Magnus
   Carlsen on some shitty TV show.

   When Bill was born, his father was just busy counting dollar bills, so he
   named him Bill. Bill was mentally [13]retarded as a child and as such had
   to attend a private school. He never really understood programming but
   with a below average intelligence he had a good shot at succeeding in
   [14]business. Thanks to his family connections he got to Harvard where he
   met [15]Steve Ballmer. Later he dropped out of the school due to his low
   intelligence.

   In 1975 he founded [16]Micro$oft, a [17]malware company named after his
   dick. Besides having a microdick he also has a [18]microbrain. By a
   sequence of extremely lucky events combined with a few dick moves by Bill
   the company then became successful: when around the year 1980 [19]IBM was
   creating the [20]IBM PC, they came to Bill because they needed an
   [21]operating system. He lied to them that he had one and sold them a
   license even though at the time he didn't have any OS (lol). After that he
   went to a programmer named Tim Paterson and basically stole (bought for
   some penny) his OS named QDOS and gave it to IBM, while still keeping
   ownership of the OS (he only sold IBM a license to use it, not exclusive
   rights for it). He basically fucked everyone for money and got away with
   it, the [22]American way. For this he is admired by Americans.

   When Bill Gates and [23]Steve Jobs saw how enormously rich they got by
   abusing the whole world, they got horny and had [24]gay sex together,
   after which Bill legally changed his name to Bill Gaytes. This however
   gave Jobs ass cancer and he died.

See Also

     * [25]biotrash

Links:
1. entrepreneur.md
2. capitalism.md
3. microsoft.md
4. history.md
5. malware.md
6. os.md
7. windows.md
8. charitywashing.md
9. wikipedia.md
10. npc.md
11. emacs.md
12. chess.md
13. retard.md
14. capitalism.md
15. steve_ballmer.md
16. microsoft.md
17. malware.md
18. microbrain.md
19. ibm.md
20. ibm_pc.md
21. os.md
22. usa.md
23. steve_jobs.md
24. gay.md
25. biotrash.md