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       "It's all in ASCII!"     {_}-oo-{xx} 
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Location: /LEGACY
  Ancient, forgotten, seldom-used, and legacy internet
  protocols.
RFC 1078
  TCP Port Service Multiplexer
  tcpmux 1/tcp
  tcpmux 1/udp
RFC 407
  Remote Job Entry Protocol
  rje 5/tcp
  rje 5/udp
inetd
  ``Trivial'' services built into most inetd internet 
  ``super-servers'':
  echo 7/tcp
  echo 7/udp
  discard 9/tcp
  discard 9/udp
  daytime 13/tcp
  daytime 13/udp
  chargen 19/tcp
  chargen 19/udp
  time 37/tcp
  time 37/udp
RFC 866
  TCP/UDP Active Users Service
  systat 11/tcp
  systat 11/udp
RFC 865
  Quote of the Day Protocol
  qotd 17/tcp
  qotd 17/udp
RFC 1312
  Message Send Protocol 2
  msp 18/tcp
  msp 18/udp

Note: Maybe also add ident and finger.