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|_.----._     Operator,   |  __._.--v.__   Please   |
|\\     /     connect me  | ) _.-----.[><] hold, Sir|
| \_.----->_ with Ms.Derp | >/,,`--.____\ ( ________|
|</ x_. .-'_ \            | )| (' ) ( ') L >|OOOOOO0|
| | (  ) \_') .[>~~.      |(  \          |) |0~~00O||
|  \ T        | _   )     | `_ ^  -.__S) V_ |OO0(OOO|
|   \|    r   |(o) (      |     \       /> _|O/OO)~0|
|    |       /  I-c )     |      `-..--'/ / |0OO0OOO|
|    |`-..--'  /@\~'      |         |____/  --------|
|              ---        |*fumble with switchboard*|
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|                         |  _.---|-/_   sIRi!      |
|                         | /  _.  .__ \  CaLL m0M  |
|                         | | (o ) [_o] . /         |
|                         |  \   /..\   |   .---.   |
|   A century later...    |   ^ / ,,,   |   ||0||   |
|                         |   |\ <,,,> /    | T |   |
|                         |     `-..--'     '---'   |
|                         |                /        |
|                         |      Sorry, I did not   |
|                         |      understand you.    |
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|     |     .                       |/  SIRIously,  |
|     \.-._  \     _.=^-.__,   .-''"\    Mankind!?  |
|     //  _\ |   '  < [@ ) /  '< [@  |              |
|     \\ '(_\)         .' '     `--  \              |
|      `.,_.'.         .'(_    )`.   |              |
|        `-._.\      -'   ,,;,,,   ' |              |
|            | \      |"""''''''""| .'              |
|            |          [_ ===== / /                |
|           \         |   `----./  |                |
|            `.        `,,,  ,,   ,;                |
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