So, new flatmate moved in last week, funny guy from China.

Nothing to say about him, but as soon as I told him he could
use the bathroom I'm using, I foud out he has exactly my same
bathroom habits. Either that, or he waits for me to be in the
bathroom to have to use it.

Unbelievable. Right now I'm writing this from the toilet, and
I can bet that in thirty to fourty minutes he'll try to get
in. *Again*. What a creep.