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Hey, I'm Chris, some nerd who's on SDF. I have a half-assed understanding
of *nix systems, can't code for shit, but absolutely love messing with
these more pure types of computer systems and old, obsolete protocols.

I'm also an avid historian, phone phreak, gamer, guitarist / bassist,
and typewriter obsessed anachronistic mess of a man with anxiety out
the wazoo!

This will be refined as I find time. :|