Oh, love bug season should be coming soon. It's like something
   out of the bible. These bugs never show up but twice a year -
   and when they do you NEVER see a single love bug. You always see
   them in pairs. ALWAYS. They're dumb bugs - they're so into each
   other they don't care about anything else. They just fly and...
   well you know. What happens is that they're EVERYWHERE for a few
   weeks and ...they smash all over your windshield, your bumper,
   and they leave WHITE stuff EVERYWHERE. (their squished bodies).
   Pain to clean it off of everything. Everywhere you walk they're
   CRAZY mating getting in your face - but it's what they do to the
   cars that's the real pain. They're big too - it's not like gnats
   - i guess they're about beetle-sized. "