My best friends tend to be online. Most of my friends are. All
   of them are. Been that way for a long time. Had real life best
   friends maybe 3 times so far in life. Lots of work and
   commitment. Now I'm like a butterfly. I consider everybody that
   listens to me online and responds my friend because they are,
   and I give them my everything at every exchange.

   But... I avoid IM/VM/Skype/Kik/etc because whenever I've done
   that... THERE'S NO SLEEPING... not that I sleep much...

   But I'm an official online citizen. I'm like that neighbor that
   runs the curiousity shoppe and is mostly harmless. The neighbor
   that waves as you walk by sometimes and you show them some
   amazing thing you did, for no particular reason and then off you
   go.

   His house is a large strange looking mansion and rumors fly
   around about dead bodies in the basement, but you know he's
   perfectly harmless, generally or seems to be. and you couldn't
   imagine him NOT being SOMEWHERE around, cheering you on from
   afar but never really interfering.

   Or... I'm just a guy behind a keyboard who is killing time on
   his computer because it's more interesting than sleep. "You're
   that awesome friend who always has interesting things to say
   grin emoticon" yay