The very things you take for granted as absolutes, I take them
   as cognitive processes useful for humans on this planet. It's a
   wholly different school of thought than you're likely accustomed
   to, and I don't know if I can translate it all into something
   easily comprehensible. I can try though. But a link was my best
   start. I don't live in a world of simple rules where everything
   makes perfect logical sense. The systems involved are far too
   complicated to succumb to that. It's not woo. It's not Trolling.
   Look up embodied cognition in your spare time. Questioning the
   validity of existing ontological categories is not woo. It's a
   different perspective.