But.. I see the world differently than most people anyway. Yesterday, on a lark, I translated Pride and Prejudice, the most downloaded book on Project Gutenberg for the past month, into a language I invented called "Blah". Looks like English - in fact, it *is* English... just without the annoying subjects, objects, verbs, adjective and adverbs, leaving behind only the connecting bits and the syntax. [1]http://www.amazon.com/Blah.../dp/B014Q5GOQI/ref=cm_cd_f_pb_i I have fun when I can smile emoticon References Visible links 1. http://www.amazon.com/Blah-Pride-Prejudice-translated-Blah-ebook/dp/B014Q5GOQI/ref=cm_cd_f_pb_i